shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via lukeisnotsexy)

20 hours ago 238,659 notes

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

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